Thursday, September 15, 2005

We have a game in our house called "pin the (devil's tail) on the heretic"

There are THREE WAYS to spot a heretic.

First, they claim that the Church HAS GONE ASTRAY, which would make the Incarnate Word a LIAR.

Second, they claim that ONLY THEY KNOW THE TRUTH and that IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THEM then you will go TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!

Third, they LOVE TO USE CAPS!

But BEWARE. NOT ALL WHO USE CAPS ARE LOST. There are also SOLICITATIONS FROM CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS that use caps. YOU CAN TRUST THOSE CATHOLIC CHARITIES.

With those three cunning observations, I present to you the True Third Secret of Fatima - Mary is God!

I can't decide whether it is an elaborate hoax or no because of the charge laid against our Papa... It makes me giggle inside.

2 comments:

Jedno said...

Just when you had thought you had heard all! wow! btw, enjoying your site

Deirdre said...

Thanks! Those crazy Filipinos - what will they think of next?