Monday, September 24, 2007

A provocation

Just in case you missed it, this laughable article was published on Friday and is currently listed as the most popular news item on TIME.

Consider yourself forewarned. And forearm yourself with scoff.

I Think Not

Dawn Eden recently spoke at Cal. In her talk, she stressed that relationships oriented towards sexual gratification damage our ability to sustain a loving and lasting relationship. An acquaintance brought up the fact that the average marriage-age has been increasing. Coincidence?

Now I am going to have my wonderfully nutritious lunch of microwavable popcorn. It is healthy because I am also drinking lemon-infused green tea, which has *antioxidants*. Which are just like *electrolytes*, yes?