Thursday, January 03, 2008

Nothing healthy here.

While I was waiting in line at the grocery store, my attention wandered to the front of the line where a moderately buxom young lady was having a conversation with the African American clerk who was ringing up the goods. The young lady was very keen on getting across the notion that she was from the deep south, and after receiving some sympathetic remarks ("I knew that accent was from somewheres!") from the clerk, the young lady remarked pathetically "yes, and it is so hard for me to eat healthy out here."

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No more fried chicken for you!